MAY 1st!

My birthday again.

Loll. My last name is May...Weird huh>?

My great great auntie or great granma or some shit like that was called Sarah(Supposed to b e my name, but not) Elizabeth(My middle name). She was born on May 1st too. Kewl, huh?

Huh is my new favourite word.

Today I spilled red nailpolish in my hoodie pocket and I stuck my hand in my pocket to get my money and I pulled my hand out and it looks like I killed someone.

I heard about Swine Flu and my bf has recently been to Mexico and was sick and gave his sickness to me, but The doctor said he doesnt have it. I'm still worried though because although I'm not throwing up I have been suffering from chills, fever, sneezing, coughing, exaustion, etc.  Also, I recently visited with a family friend who just got back from Mexico, he went on vacation in Cancun(or however you spell it).  My mum won't take me to the doctor either, she thinks that going to a doctor is if im dying or have a broken bone, no less. Oh well./

Lol, I went to school today and before the bell rang this morning Matt and Dustin were lurking(leaning, looming, etc that tall people do) by/against my locker, and as I went to get my book Matt said hey it's your birthday right, happy birthday and Dustin said happy birthday and they made my day :)

Joel just pointed out it's been thirty five weeks since his birthday. I don't actually know how many weeks are in the year.

I AM SO PUMPED FOR RODEO! rofl. Seriously though, I can't wait.  Well, I guess I can, I won't die from waiting, unless I die from Swine Flu while I'm waiting. lol.

Joel is a liar, and he insists that he's not but he told me once that he broke his leg from falling down stairs, then he broke his legs from getting hit by a car, then four different times he was moving to Saskatoon, Winnipeg, Alberta, Kamsack. What a liar. Now he thinks im cyber threatening him. *rolls eyes*

I like Safety Pins! rofl.

I'm not even sure why I write blog posts. I think It's mostly to let out pent up frustration, happiness, or to avoid doing Social. I have gym next...Ew. Oh well. I'll live...Unless the swine influenza gets me....What if it turns into sommat like the Spanish Influenza, and we all die? Morbid.

You should play the game Pandemic...I don't know where to find it but I've killed the earth four times on that game. Morbid. Maybe this whole epidemic is just someone playing the game. Hmmm.....I wonder if the world will end in 2012 from Swine Flu? It's funny that this whole Swine influenza popped up right after me and Joel discussed our Zombie plans.  Weird. What if we all turn into Zombies(or pigs??) Oh well. I have my plan.I just need a grenade manual.

I'm reading the Prince and the Pauper and its a little morbid, it's about England back in the day when King Henry was king and then Prince Edward became King Edward IV...Etc. But there were alot of really brutal laws back then, boiling people in oil, etc.

I asked my daddy what his Zombie Plan was and he said he's going to his friend Al's because Al has a whole bunch of guns(he hunts stuff) and a dynomite liscense. Which is so awesome, I wish I had a dynomite liscense. Apparently he has said liscense so he can blow up beaver dams, but if I had a dynomite liscense I would totally take over the earth; Note to earth; don't give Samm a Dynomite Liscense. 

I wish I had curly hair instead of like Pin straight hair like mine. Even though my hair is like uber short(w/e medium length, it still feels short.)

Today is May Day too, I guess. I watched Fred's May Day and he gave a may day basket to his neighbor who prompt-like whipped it at his head.  Then I watched one about the neighbourhood squirrel things.(Pomeranians) lol.