Sammie’s blog

My boyfriend won't let me go watch his soccer game; He says he'll get cocky and mess up if im there. He said he'd tell me about it later. He's a cutie though so I forgive him.

He told me a song reminded him of me but I can't remember what it is and I really loved it and want to hear it. :(

My new fave band is LIVE

Im going on a band trip to calgary soon i want to buy a video camera or maybe a new acoustic guitar...I broke my old one. Whoops. I still have my electrics though.

My birthday again.

Loll. My last name is May...Weird huh>?

My great great auntie or great granma or some shit like that was called Sarah(Supposed to b e my name, but not) Elizabeth(My middle name). She was born on May 1st too. Kewl, huh?

Huh is my new favourite word.

Today I spilled red nailpolish in my hoodie pocket and I stuck my hand in my pocket to get my money and I pulled my hand out and it looks like I killed someone.

I heard about Swine Flu and my bf has recently been to Mexico and was sick and gave his sickness to me, but The doctor said he doesnt have it. I'm still worried though because although I'm not throwing up I have been suffering from chills, fever, sneezing, coughing, exaustion, etc.  Also, I recently visited with a family friend who just got back from Mexico, he went on vacation in Cancun(or however you spell it).  My mum won't take me to the doctor either, she thinks that going to a doctor is if im dying or have a broken bone, no less. Oh well./

Lol, I went to school today and before the bell rang this morning Matt and Dustin were lurking(leaning, looming, etc that tall people do) by/against my locker, and as I went to get my book Matt said hey it's your birthday right, happy birthday and Dustin said happy birthday and they made my day :)

Joel just pointed out it's been thirty five weeks since his birthday. I don't actually know how many weeks are in the year.

I AM SO PUMPED FOR RODEO! rofl. Seriously though, I can't wait.  Well, I guess I can, I won't die from waiting, unless I die from Swine Flu while I'm waiting. lol.

Joel is a liar, and he insists that he's not but he told me once that he broke his leg from falling down stairs, then he broke his legs from getting hit by a car, then four different times he was moving to Saskatoon, Winnipeg, Alberta, Kamsack. What a liar. Now he thinks im cyber threatening him. *rolls eyes*

I like Safety Pins! rofl.

I'm not even sure why I write blog posts. I think It's mostly to let out pent up frustration, happiness, or to avoid doing Social. I have gym next...Ew. Oh well. I'll live...Unless the swine influenza gets me....What if it turns into sommat like the Spanish Influenza, and we all die? Morbid.

You should play the game Pandemic...I don't know where to find it but I've killed the earth four times on that game. Morbid. Maybe this whole epidemic is just someone playing the game. Hmmm.....I wonder if the world will end in 2012 from Swine Flu? It's funny that this whole Swine influenza popped up right after me and Joel discussed our Zombie plans.  Weird. What if we all turn into Zombies(or pigs??) Oh well. I have my plan.I just need a grenade manual.

I'm reading the Prince and the Pauper and its a little morbid, it's about England back in the day when King Henry was king and then Prince Edward became King Edward IV...Etc. But there were alot of really brutal laws back then, boiling people in oil, etc.

I asked my daddy what his Zombie Plan was and he said he's going to his friend Al's because Al has a whole bunch of guns(he hunts stuff) and a dynomite liscense. Which is so awesome, I wish I had a dynomite liscense. Apparently he has said liscense so he can blow up beaver dams, but if I had a dynomite liscense I would totally take over the earth; Note to earth; don't give Samm a Dynomite Liscense. 

I wish I had curly hair instead of like Pin straight hair like mine. Even though my hair is like uber short(w/e medium length, it still feels short.)

Today is May Day too, I guess. I watched Fred's May Day and he gave a may day basket to his neighbor who prompt-like whipped it at his head.  Then I watched one about the neighbourhood squirrel things.(Pomeranians) lol.

So as was said, I was onn yahoo answers, and some mentally challenged person was horrified that she wouldnt be able to have children, because she was shaving, and cut herself, and thought she cut her 'ovary section' I was like omg, are you braindead? LOL

Funniest shit ever. my response;

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Okay.

This really happened.
I was skipping gym class one day cause they went curling and I think curling is gay

So

I was hanging in the cafeteria with a guy friend named steven who sometimes just neglects to show up to class

And we were drawing on the table

Mostly me cause im cool like that

And there was no one in the caf cause people were supposed to be in class

But then a bunch of like people came in and i was like 'lets bounce' and then we ran into one of his smoker friends in the hallway and he was like you guys wanna go outside and even tho its like twenty below outside and I was wearing a light sweater I was like okay cause steven was like if you want to and I was like yeah. So we went outside to wear the stoners and smokers hang out in the trees.

I love standing there because these people are so interesting and most of them are super nice. Others are weird but whatever.

So then we were standin there for a while and this guy,Dean, who has these gorgeous, huge brown eyes that just look straight into your soul and I think he is super cool came up carrying a box of doughnuts and Jesse was like Doughnuts again man? and Dean just laughed and lit up a smoke and he was like want a doughnut? to me

And he totally made my day. It was a powdered jelly doughnut! But yeah. It made my day. He's kewl.

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If you read the below post about the taurus and want to find out your own or another Sign's traits, go to http://www.mylovecal.com/ and the click on one of the horoscope symbols. For example, Canger should find the picture of the Crab, Cappie's should find the goat, Peicies the fishes, etc. If oyur not sure which yours is, roll your mouse over the symbol but dont click. It will say!

According to a taurus zodiac profile, this is me

Taurus is a patient, consistent and capable of tremendous devotion. The ability to follow through and stick with things is one of Taurus’s greatest assets.

These individuals have a very practical outlook on life and are materialists for the most part. If Taurus person is motivated and given goals they can work long and persistently, however if there are no such goals Bull can be extremely lazy and get too involved enjoying life, forgetting about everything else.

Overall Bull’s needs are simple and are easy to fulfill. Taurus person has a strong desire for security, stability, and peace, and hates sudden changes. They are not very demanding emotionally, however they do like to get touchy. Taurus individuals also often make an excellent parent.

This sun sign is also known for extreme stubbornness. This means that Taurus people are often unwilling to deviate from their safe, predictable ways. They also tend to always insist upon realism and often lack the ability to open up their mind to new ideas.

How many Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb?

Love Traits

Ghost Cheese - Chesost

Cheeto Burrito Tostito -Chreetito

Tunky>TessaMunky

Lipshit>LoganDipshit

Selephant>SammElephant